Hard To Watch: Tracy Jordan’s Childhood in the Bronx

• slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs
• watched a prostitute stab a clown
• their basketball hoop was a ribcage. A RIBCAGE
• some guy with dreads electrocuted his fish
• saw a crackhead breastfeeding a rat
• saw a homeless guy cooking a hot pocket on the third rail of the g train, nermal
• saw a blind guy bite a police horse
• a puppy committed suicide after he saw their bathroom
• once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it
• saw a hooker eat a tire
• a pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a wendy’s
• the sewer people stole his skateboard
• the projects he grew up in was named after zachary taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time
• saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. they were very drunk

SHE PRAYS FOR TYRION

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robbstark:

(JUST AS SHE PRAYS FOR THE KING)

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES